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Family Dog


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COUNTRY  STRANGERS

There was a tourist from the city
Who came to a small town
He thought it quite a pity
As he eyed folks up and down.

He drove out to the country
Which wasn't very far
He hollered to the farmer
As he started from his car.

He noticed the dog lying
Beside the rocking chair
The stranger was just trying
To get directions there.

Before he went much farther
He said "Does your dog bite?"
"Mister,"
said the farmer
"My dog ? ? ...
N O ... He's all right."

"WHAT'S GOING ON ? !

You told me
That your dog doesn't bite ! "
As the dog lunged at the stranger
It was an awful sight!

The farmer yelled, "YOU MUTT !  NOW SHOO !"
You're worse than my old hog !"
And to the stranger ... 

"That's what I told you..
But sir .....
THAT AIN'T MY DOG !"

copyright 6/8/2001
LuLou

Song: "Family Dog"